Survival Island Reviews

• A Must Have movie in your DVD collection.

  
  By A5NM89V0KV1YT on 2006-05-17
  I saw this movie in high-definition (Showtime cable). Spectacular scenery, lush setting, in bright (shot in a beach) living color. Combined with the equally spectacular, stunning and gorgeous Miss Kelly Brook. Amazon is going to have another DVD hit coming.
  
  When Miss Brook walks away from the beach towards the camera,
  with her God-given luscious beautiful breasts hanging out, it can send your heart beat wildly, so this is a warning to men with heart problems! Yes, there are several scenes in the movie where she shows them in full living color! Also, fortunately when Miss Brook was washed away in the beach after a yatch accident, she was wearing a bikini, because that is what she wears in the entire movie!!! (I can hear the clicks now of guys pre-ordering the DVD!) This movie is also for women. Think about it, 3 people stranded and trying to survive in a small island: Kelly Brook, Billy Zane (her suspicious husband) and a very handsome Spanish guy. And what do you have? There is romance, jealousy, intrigue, confrontation, some fighting and sex. Excellent dialogue and very good acting, too.
  
  I will pay any price when this movie is released in HD-DVD. I
  hope Amazon will price it below $[...] for the regular widescreen
  DVD version.
  
  
  

• Very steamy

  
  By A26PI8HAF4ZNDL on 2006-06-03
  From a woman's point of view, really this movie can't be beat for erotica mixed with suspense. Very, very hot movie--both men are very easy on the eyes, and the film is filled with passion. Surprisingly well-acted too, for what it is. A guilty pleasure.
  
  

• Great

  
  By A39N9YUBTXL4UR on 2006-05-30
  This movie was just awesome! Kelly Brook and Billy Zane deliver fantastic performances in this movie, this was definately not the run of the mill cable flick, the acting and the dialogue were outstanding. Whle Kelly Brook struts her stuff in a bikini the whole flick, whats not to love abut this film? I have only one thing left to say, when will this movie hit the shelves?
  
  

• Kelly Brook, get's the two stars for her obvious "TALENTS"

  
  By A3B1RTNG5E7IBO on 2006-12-01
  Well, I read somewhere in a review that this movie truly was meant for women. Myself, looking at Kelly Brook, I can't see how that remark is justified. In many ways it might be true since the concept and story is almost something you find in the typical cheap and dirty romance novels.
  
  How is Kelly Brook's character, the heroine? Granted she plays the character of a beautiful slightly-dimwitted wife of a rich insecure jerk, stranded in a deserted island with an attractive Latin jack-of-all-trades. Typical and expected, the wife has an illicit affair with "Manuel" the Latin hard-throve. What bothers me really, is that the husband is made to be the villain, when his insecurities and suspicions where in fact correct and justified. He may have initially being a jerk, she married him anyway, perhaps for his ability to provide? Then again, maybe I am looking too much into this one than what it deserves.
  
  To be really honest, I was channel browsing and had a sudden glimpse of Kelly Brook, so I put the remote control down. I only missed about 10 minutes of the whole movie. The dialog was horrendous and unnatural, in my opinion. Kelly was made to be really dumb and overly demure, and the couple doing the dishonorable act was made to be the victim and heroine, or survivor.
  
  The concept and acting was shallow, vain, and superficial. The scenes seemed inconsistent. For example: a Tribal ritual is introduced at the end without anything ever leading to it. This flick reminded me somehow of those old 1970s B movies of women in jail, etc. Where the acting was not of high priority. Again, two stars for Kelly's obvious "Talents" if you know what I'm referring to.
  
  

• movie review

  
  By A3HPQYEDXDULTK on 2007-07-07
  hi if you guys like kelly brooks the british bombshell you will want to buy the movie kelly is hot running around the island in a white bikini but the movie has nude scenes and kelly is awesome good buy if you like kelly?on an island in hot bikini a skinny dip scene kelly topless and bare bottom.kelly has a guy attack her on the beach and rips off her bikini nudity some violence and sex.if you want kelly brooks a good movie make sure you get the unrated version.duane
  
  
• Awesome Kelly Brook
  By A3H6LGMAGZYB05 on 2006-07-20
  I have this movie saved on my DVR from Showtime,Ive watched it about 20 times.I also saw the Showtime HD version also,it was awesome.I'll probably buy the DVD just to see if it has any extra's like pics of Kelly hopefully.
  
  
• Not a complete waste of time...
  By A1POFVVXUZR3IQ on 2007-07-02
  I watched this on cable tv the other night [for want of something better], and actually found it watchable, mildly entertaining even. The plot isn't exactly new...it centers around three people, a wealthy couple, Jack and Jennifer [played by Billy Zane & the sexy Kelly Brook]who together with their boatman Manuel [Juan Pablo di Pace] find themselves marooned on a remote island after a boating accident. The dialogue seems contrived throughout the movie, but what actually keeps this afloat is the above average acting by Billy Zane, as the insanely jealous husband, and the sexy performance by Kelly Brook. The conflict between the two men over Jennifer is palpable, and there is great chemistry between Jennifer and Manuel. It isn't a great movie, not even good, but watchable.
  
  
• Three
  By A3TUE4JZMN4HYO on 2007-11-19
  The original title for this late night cinemax fare was "Three" and it is the brain child of Billy Zane and his (real) wife Kelly Brook who both co-star in this by the numbers thriller. So as for the plot we have a rich couple (Zane and Brook) on a fishing trip with friends. The boat promptly sinks and the couple, along with the poor deck hand Pablo, wash ashore on a deserted island with no food, and a few supplies. Most notably goggles, a lighter, and obviously plenty of razors and shaving supplies as throughout their long stay on the island they all appear perfectly groomed. The laws of late night cimemax kick in and a love triangle developes with the expected results. I was entertained on my first viewing, mostly due to topless Kelly Brook and as another viewer mentions, there is a twist at the end. Overall this effort by Zane and Brook is a notch above the standard late night cinemax flick. I give three stars to "Three."
  
  
• three or survival island
  By AF1SLH2TAWTEX on 2007-01-15
  i first saw this movie on a plane and even on the pretty small screen it really did provide a hell of a lot more entertainment that i was expecting. also altough kelly brooke is not at all my cup of tea it turns out she is a pretty darn good actress apart from the slight weak begining set before they actually reach the island. the story truly gets you gripped and has just enough of the green eyed monster and sexuality to keep you hooked even if thats not the type that you like. really worth a viewing and you can tell that billys jelousy is for real even if he does protest hes acting.
  
  
• Hot Players and Passions
  By A2BW5OXLH55IA2 on 2007-05-07
  Curvaceous Kelly Brook in her bikini (mmm! and less) for most of the movie. Her hunky rescuer treats her well - and fights with her jerk jealous husband, as she cries & tries to calm them. Passion on the beach, and in the jungle. An adventure and guilty pleasure! Once we're off the yacht, the story and dialogue get better (the voodoo is hokey), and the 3 actors make an okay drama, not phony or cheap. The beach and undersea scenes are filmed in gorgeous color! The ending's a good twist. If you've seen lovely Kelly Brook in the Agatha Christie TV Miss Marple mystery "The Moving Finger", this movie's gonna be a huge treat!
  
  
• BLAH
  By A30Q2ZBZFAS6QW on 2007-11-11
  VERY SLOW AND BORING. NOT A FAMILY MOVIE AT ALL. BEFORE SPENDING MONEY TO RENT IT SEE IF YOU CAN CATCH IT ON TV.
  
  
• LET'S GET ZANEY
  By A3LZGLA88K0LA0 on 2006-11-29
  This purportedly steamy erotic thriller basically has little eroticism and no thrills. Billy Zane and Kelly Brook play a wealthy couple who are cast asea when their rented yacht catches fire, due to the temper of the hunky shipmate, Juan Pablo di Pace. First Kelly arrives on a deserted island, followed by DiPace. They initially spar and flirt, and then build a little hut and all is well until hubby Zane washes up too. The romantic triangle is pretty predictable and Zane's performance is typically lifeless and wooden; Brook and DiPace look good but the storyline is spread out to meet the ninety minute timeframe without any real novelties, only a small surprise twist ending. And what in the world does the voodoo shmoodoo have to do with anything? The ocean looks beautiful, too, but the movie's not that noteworthy.
  
  
• bad screenplay turned even worse by a worst female actor
  By A32AK8FOAZEPE2 on 2006-11-30
  the dialog is so unnatural and so contrite. the female leading actor does not look like anything but with a killer figures in white bikini. a stupid scenario tried to mimic 'the blue lagoon' buttered with a bit of brosnan's 'robinson cruso?' junk, mixed some more of 'the swiss family of robison (or is it 'swiss robinson family'? well, whatever). the whole movie would never survived if without bill zane. the latin lover actor also acted so badly. the whole movie is just a disaster, skin-deep shallow and unconvincing at all. we had rejected it out of the dvd player twice, then thought to make the rental worth and decided to force ourselves to finish it. well, still cheaper than going to the Caribbeans in person, can't afford it even in my next life.
  
  
• Just Awful
  By A20L3YKLJA2G95 on 2007-10-21
  I came across Survival Island late one night and decided to check it out. I love the islands so seeing it was shot in the tropics immediately caught my eye. Unfortunately the scenery was completely overshadowed by some of the worst acting I have ever seen. The plot was good and they really could have made this a great movie, but they didn't. Even beauty queen Kelly Brook couldn't save it.
  
  I am a fan of all movies and really enjoy the B variety. You know they type of movies that are so bad they're great. This didn't even fall into the category. The fact that everytime they needed food they just swam out and caught lobsters and fish whenever they wanted was just hilarious. There were so many holes in the plot I wouldn't know where to begin. I am assuming any good reviews are because you got to see a topless Kelly Brook from time to time. That would be the only logical reason for saying you enjoyed this movie.
  
  I would definately say this was a waste of time and really isn't even laughable enough enjoy. However I will say if you are a Kelly Brook fan then you may enjoy it.
  
  
• Skip the movie, see the island instead
  By A2NABJS0X943FY on 2008-02-08
  This movie is a real dud. I can understand why Kelly Brock and Juan Pablo would take this job (who are they?) but was surprised at Billy Zane. He's a pretty good actor and surely, he must get better scripts than this. Maybe it was the location that got him and free vacation. Like I said, skip this movie and head for the Bahamas where it was filmed. Eleuthera is an incredibly beautiful and Twin Coves beach is spectacular. Go there with someone you love and make your own version.
  
  

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